Fans may have gotten all in a tizzy over Kristen Stewart's recent real-life indiscretions, but Robert Pattinson hasn't exactly been the most faithful soul either, at least cinematically.
R.Pattz has more than a few notches on his belt on the big screen, including "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1" and his new head trip "Cosmopolis," and we're going to count every single salacious piece of tail this sparkly vampire has sunk his teeth, among other things, into.
'Vanity Fair' (2004)
Character: Rawdy Crawley
Number of Conquests: 0
Although his scenes were deleted and only available as an alternate ending on the DVD, this film is notable for being Pattinson's first major appearance and his first role alongside Reese Witherspoon. He briefly plays the son of her literary heroine Becky Sharp, a pairing that would come back to haunt him later in his career.
'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' (2005)
Character: Cedric Diggory
Number of Conquests: 0
What did you think? This is a "Harry Potter" movie for crying out loud, not "Mary Hotter and Deathly Swallows." As a prominent member of the House of Hufflepuff, Pattinson's Diggory is a good-looking, athletic alpha male whom Harry watches get dispatched unceremoniously by the Dark Lord. Before that, though, Cedric was dating the beautiful Cho Chang, but we highly doubt they did more than snog in the Room of Requirement.
'How to Be' (2008)
Character: Art
Number of Conquests: 0
As the sullen, confused protagonist of this quirky indie, Pattinson has a girlfriend who breaks up with him in the opening minutes, and the closest he gets to any kind of intimacy is an odd scene where he climbs into bed with his parents under the advisement of an eccentric therapist. AWK-WARD.
'Twilight' (2008)
Character: Edward Cullen
Number of Conquests: 0
The film that formed the sacred, boundless love between Bella Swan and vampire Edward Cullen also made them poster children for modern abstinence. Yeah. That's no good for our purposes. NEXT!
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